If you’re reading this you must really love me or have figured out the best way to Google me, because I’ve stopped linking to my blog on social media so that boys from tinder stop stalking it (it has happened, more than once).
It’s just so shit that this blog can sabotage me and yet makes me no money. Why is everyone not stalking me 100 times a day every minute so I can get some views and monetise this??? So unfair.
I’m going to try really hard this time at online dating, even though it’s my least favourite thing to do. I would like for my life partner to just bump into me at the gym or at the office (makes me sound like I’m super fit but more like the only two reasons why I leave the house), we determine we have the same life goals and values and decide we’re wildly attracted to each other in one conversation, and then he can move in, I make him sign a pre-nup and we can live happily ever after and I can finally adopt a dog from Saving Hope.
I recently read this snippet from a single woman in her mid-30s and it was all like “how can I not think about meeting someone at every function I go to, am I so unloveable, am I so unattractive, what is wrong with me” and I was like fuck do I sound like that in this blog?? I see now how it’s just a waste of time worrying about this and from me reading it, I was like fark, all this self-hate. Criminals and mass murderers get married from in prison, there is nothing fundamentally wrong with me except for my intense avoidance, fear and yearning of single men I find hot.
Other life updates
- I want to read 50 books this year, I am on track. I have been VARIED and am willing to talk about psychopathy and mental health, ACOTAR or US politics.
- My tiktok is performing terribly
- I watched Blue Zones on Netflix and that’s actually convinced me to eat healthier so I can live to 100
- Lychee is the love of my life and I want to throw her a 2nd birthday party
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