Today, I’ve decided to channel all my anger into something productive. Today (Monday, but since this post will be up tomorrow, so it’sTuesday for the NZers reading this and still Monday for the Americans) I had a little meeting at 4pm at uni. This sounds like I actually have important things to do, but no, I don’t really okay haha. It’s just voluntary work shit. So that means I go to the city, since my school is in the city.
I don’t know what people who aren’t from Auckland think New Zealand and the “city” would look like. I wonder if you think it’s all sheep and cows and blue skies and living in forests… we don’t okay. You might be surprised at how much we have. And then you live here and then you realise how little overseas brands that you’re used to there are and that New Zealand has nothing lololol.
So since I was going to the city solololo, I’ve invited you to come along with me. You’re gonna get the whole short city experience as dictated by your tour guide, Esther.
Of course we’ll start off in my room, where you will sit on my bed and watch me put on my makeup, eat my stash of chocolate and jelly and/or survey the chaos. I will talk to you throughout this, don’t worry. Do you want some gum? Do you want me to put makeup on you? Please let me put on some makeup on you (if you are a boy you will be asked this even more). I have put in order the things I put on my face (12 things!!)
1. Body Shop SPF 15 moisturiser
2. Revlon Primer
3. Rimmel Wake Me Up foundation
4. the not pictured Rimmel Stay Matte Powder
5. I have so many blushes that I switch them all the time. The one I’ve circled is the Physician’s Formula Healthy Mix blush but I’m sure I didn’t use it. I think I used a NYX blush today
6. Maybelline Colour Tattoo Bad to the Bronze. I sometimes put that brown eyeshadow next to the eyeliner circled 7 if I want more attention on my eyes but since this was like a 30 min meeting I didn’t want to look like I tried that hard lolol
7. Daiso Japan $3.50 eyeliner (I recommend but I don’t at the same time because worried what sort of chemicals in that shit since its $3.50 and from Japan)
8. MAC eyeliner or Revlon Colorstay Eyeliner
9. easy breezy beautiful Covergirl Lashblast mascara
10. NYX wonder pencil on the inner corner of my eyes
11. okay Rimmel concealer that should be 4th but today I did put it over my powder too but also underneath it but oh well
12. Maybelline red lipstick!
And you probably weren’t interested haha.
That was me sitting next to you on the bed saying “We should go now!” and you will say yes of course Esther. So we will walk out my house, cross the street and a little bit up the path, and survey the clouds which behind us are grey and dark. I will start moaning how it’s going to rain and I didn’t bring an umbrella and that I lost my umbrella just on Saturday in either the post office or the bank but that I have like, 3 umbrellas.
Here is the busstop, where I will keep taking distracting glances at while we talk because I am paranoid it will miss us (yes it is encased in glass, although it doesn’t look like it):
For my snapchat friends and instagram followers, you will recognise this place as the place where I take selfies AHAHAHA. Anyway, here is me listening to what you are saying:
This is me mid talking to you:
Where that spiky tower called the Skytower is is where Auckland city is and how you know you’re in it.
Walking down from the busstop:
The roads look so empty and I really don’t know why, it normally isn’t. I think because of traffic lights shit
Love hurts -fact- and I hope he orders fries (man I hope he orders fries). I think these were drawn for me:
We swim in whale tears :'( :
I love it. That moon is so grumpy and bitter:
Went to the manga section. Yes I’m doing this on my own accord and did it before I met people obsessed with manga okay I’ve read a lot of manga in my time just not popular ones and I don’t watch anime. I like manga because you can read it so quickly.
This is a manga about this monk who battles like corpses that come to life. I’ve only read like 7 volumes years ago but I remember the pictures clearly. So morbid. So I might flick through the pages:
Mmmmm walk out and that is like my fave street down there haha. See all those people lining up for Korean pancake which is so cheap like $3 or $4 you can get these hot stuffed pancakes that can be savoury or sweet. It’s pretts cool. And my friend’s cafe is down there. Also a Korean restaurant. And two Japanese restaurants. And a pink Chinese bakery. And a Chinese restaurant. I’ve eaten out too much hahahaha
AUTTTTT- this is the Hospitality building:
My buidling is the one with the red stripes:
University of Auckland on the other side of the road:
So emppttyyy because it’s still holidays (~vacation meeh meeh~)
Took a sneaky picture of my pretty and stylish friend hahahaha I’m sorry Anita:
Do you see that Avachi sign, way down there? They make the best fried chicken OMG. They’re a kebab shop but their fried chicken snack box $4.90 a thigh and fries omggggg it’s my crack it’s something they put in the skin omfgggggggggg. I really don’t like saying things are like crack, I mean crack cocaine is horrible! I always wonder if it’s insensitve to say something is like your crack since being addicted to crack is nothing like liking fried chicken! But it is!!! I THINK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME. I JUST WANT TO EAT IT ALL THE TIME. We are definitely eating here if we’re hungry omfffggggggg. The workers in there recognise me. It’s baddddd. OMG I’m just thinking about the skin and my mouth is watering ohhhhh
Eurrfgbnjbsf makeup right next to Avachi. Yes I bought some makeup. Shhhhhhh. I know I don’t need anymore. Oh Avachi, they have to be sprinkling crack in their chicken. OMFG.
ERUUURGHHJVHHSDJ HERE IS AN OLD PICTURE OF CHICKEN AND CHIPS I THINK I’M GOING TO DROWN IN MY SALIVA and I’m so so so so sure that white shit on that chicken is CRACK BUT DON’T REPORT IT TO THE POLICE BECAUSE THEN THEY’LL GET SHUT DOWN AND I CAN’T GET NO FRIED CHICKEN
It’s shopping time, where you can see my OOTD:
first shirt: are you kitten me right meow:
Second shirt: Can you see I have an obsession with these sort of shirts? Anyway, it says New Jersey University…
I like to play this game with my friends on snapchat- guess how naked Esther is?
Answer: not naked at all hahaha I have my bra on, which you can see! You should all become my friends on snapchat and snap me if you want nudes okay!
So I bought the cat one since I can’t rep NJ and I could only choose one and the NJU one doesn’t make me look like anything special 🙁 I’ve been inside some college campus in New Jersey but I’m not sure which college it was..is there even a New Jersey University? (“Why don’t you google it,” you say. “Why don’t you shut up,” I say).
I went to the supermarket for my consumer heaven <3 <3 <3 eeeeuurrgghhh:
Shame on me I went at 6 o clock and people buying dinner and massive long line that you can’t even see the self help machines. So so long.
Waiting for the bus at the bus stop. Home is where the gigantic pointy tower is <3:
Finally hooooommmmmmeeeeeeeeeeee at 6:30 pm, really black outside and I’m saah hangry. So so hungry.
Did you enjoy your trip with me? What did you buy in the supermarket? Did I bore you? I’m so bored reliving my day again haha. Euurrgghhhh and now it’s 10:08 pm another day gone! And I want to eat the Doritos I bought from the supermarket sweet thai chilli and flamegrilled BBQ I’ll share with you. Eurrrghhh
Follow me around somewhere else soon x